if you’ve written a post instructing the world on how to properly pitch you.
if your advice to noobs is offered with a magnanimous tone of authority and always in a public forum so others may benefit, too.
if you’ve made up words to describe marketing.
if you’ve engaged in conversational marketing.
if you self-assuredly proclaimed someone “gets it.”
if all your social web services feed into each other like one constant running cycle of you.
if you’ve ever said “Friend me up!”
if you wrote a manifesto.
if, in the time you spent soliciting input, bouncing ideas, defending yourself, and creating pre-buzz, another person—who actually knows how to make stuff—could have already launched.